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11618 · 3 July 2012, 07:53 AM

A couple driving home hit and wounded a skunk on the road. The wife gets out and brings it back to the car.
'We need to take it to a vet. Its shivering, it must be cold, what should I do ?' she asks.
Husband replies 'Put it between your legs to keep it warm'.
'But it stinks !' she exclaims.
'So hold its nose !'

Art 1 · 4 July 2012, 10:07 AM

FeelingTheBlues · 4 July 2012, 11:42 AM

3 July 2012, 07:53 AM	#1
11618 Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: UK Posts: 406	The Skunk A couple driving home hit and wounded a skunk on the road. The wife gets out and brings it back to the car. 'We need to take it to a vet. Its shivering, it must be cold, what should I do ?' she asks. Husband replies 'Put it between your legs to keep it warm'. 'But it stinks !' she exclaims. 'So hold its nose !'

4 July 2012, 11:42 AM	#3
FeelingTheBlues "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Real Name: Carl Location: Always moving Watch: If you wish... Posts: 22,039	__________________ Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin

4 July 2012, 10:07 AM	#2
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