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padi56 · 15 October 2012, 08:22 PM

Well next time someone accuses you and says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" ... tell 'em this:

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, had married his cousin O. Schitt
... a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt Inc.

In turn, Jack Schitt married his second cousin Noe Schitt ... and the deeply religious couple produced SIX children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins ... Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married a distant cousin Dumb Schitt, a high school drop-out ... it was a childless marriage.

After 10 years of marriage, Jack Schitt and Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe Schitt later married a Mr Sherlock ... and as her kids continued living with her she wished to retain her Schitt name ... thus she was known as
Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Her daughter Dip Schitt then married her third cousin twice removed Loda Schitt and they had a son named Chicken Schitt ... he was very nervous!

Daughters Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and started courting the Happens brothers whom they subsequently married in a dual ceremony. The local newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding.

The Schitt-Happens couples had several kids between them ... Dawg, Byrd, Hoarse, Parit, Watt and Mak .

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world ... and he recently returned from Italy with his new bride ... Pizza Schitt ...

So ... next time some one says to you, " Geez!! You don't know Jack Schitt!!" ... you can correct them ... and tell 'em you know the whole family!!

Oh!! ... Almost forgot ... Bull Schitt bought his wife a new watch for her birthday ... and had her name engraved on the back!!

FeelingTheBlues · 16 October 2012, 02:37 AM

That was deep Peter...

mjclark32 · 16 October 2012, 03:21 AM

Haha

brkanand · 16 October 2012, 03:34 AM

Sweet schitt!

Art 1 · 16 October 2012, 08:28 AM

swatty · 16 October 2012, 06:25 PM

Love it

Bangel · 17 October 2012, 08:03 PM

You're right. I think I do know the whole family!

Glenn422 · 18 October 2012, 08:24 PM

Lol! what a story!

Now I wish i can memorize it..

77T · 21 October 2012, 11:34 PM

eric23 · 22 October 2012, 02:27 AM

15 October 2012, 08:22 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	You don't know Jack. Well next time someone accuses you and says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" ... tell 'em this: Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, had married his cousin O. Schitt ... a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married his second cousin Noe Schitt ... and the deeply religious couple produced SIX children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins ... Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married a distant cousin Dumb Schitt, a high school drop-out ... it was a childless marriage. After 10 years of marriage, Jack Schitt and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married a Mr Sherlock ... and as her kids continued living with her she wished to retain her Schitt name ... thus she was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Her daughter Dip Schitt then married her third cousin twice removed Loda Schitt and they had a son named Chicken Schitt ... he was very nervous! Daughters Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and started courting the Happens brothers whom they subsequently married in a dual ceremony. The local newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens couples had several kids between them ... Dawg, Byrd, Hoarse, Parit, Watt and Mak . Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world ... and he recently returned from Italy with his new bride ... Pizza Schitt ... So ... next time some one says to you, " Geez!! You don't know Jack Schitt!!" ... you can correct them ... and tell 'em you know the whole family!! Oh!! ... Almost forgot ... Bull Schitt bought his wife a new watch for her birthday ... and had her name engraved on the back!! __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

16 October 2012, 02:37 AM	#2
FeelingTheBlues "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Real Name: Carl Location: Always moving Watch: If you wish... Posts: 22,039	That was deep Peter... __________________ Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin

16 October 2012, 03:21 AM	#3
mjclark32 "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Real Name: MJC Location: PHL USA Watch: IWC, Rolex, AP Posts: 29,232	Haha __________________

21 October 2012, 11:34 PM	#9
77T 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Real Name: PaulG Location: Georgia Posts: 42,016	__________________ Does anyone really know what time it is?

16 October 2012, 03:34 AM	#4
brkanand 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Real Name: DrK Location: India Watch: 4=YMDaytonaGMTHulk Posts: 7,052	Sweet schitt!

16 October 2012, 08:28 AM	#5
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16 October 2012, 06:25 PM	#6
swatty 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Peter Location: Sydney Watch: The Game Posts: 17,415	Love it

17 October 2012, 08:03 PM	#7
Bangel "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Australia Watch: 116610LN Posts: 15,802	You're right. I think I do know the whole family!

18 October 2012, 08:24 PM	#8
Glenn422 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: TRF Posts: 721	Lol! what a story! Now I wish i can memorize it..

22 October 2012, 02:27 AM	#10
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