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padi56 · 15 October 2012, 08:27 PM

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher tried to catch little April out to see if she was paying attention in class. She called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pen and jabbed her in the rear.
"GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good," and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, 'Who is our Lord and saviour, 'But,April didn't even stir from her slumber.

Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!' shouted April and the teacher said, 'Very good,' And April then fell back asleep.

Thinking that her months of trying to get thou to little April were finally paying off, the teacher decided to press her luck one more time. 'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'

And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, 'IF YOU STICK THAT
f#CK#NG THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS#!

The Teacher promptly fainted.

FeelingTheBlues · 16 October 2012, 02:34 AM

mjclark32 · 16 October 2012, 03:23 AM

Hahahahaaaa

brkanand · 16 October 2012, 03:26 AM

TSW · 16 October 2012, 05:07 AM

Art 1 · 16 October 2012, 08:27 AM

Glenn422 · 19 October 2012, 04:18 AM

Bangel · 19 October 2012, 09:37 PM

So did she get it right?

mtrunner · 19 October 2012, 11:17 PM

77T · 21 October 2012, 11:13 PM

eric23 · 22 October 2012, 02:47 AM

15 October 2012, 08:27 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	Little April. Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher tried to catch little April out to see if she was paying attention in class. She called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pen and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good," and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, 'Who is our Lord and saviour, 'But,April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!' shouted April and the teacher said, 'Very good,' And April then fell back asleep. Thinking that her months of trying to get thou to little April were finally paying off, the teacher decided to press her luck one more time. 'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, 'IF YOU STICK THAT f#CK#NG THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS#! The Teacher promptly fainted. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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