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20 October 2012, 08:38 PM
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A Embarrassing Problem.
A man is sitting next to a woman on a jet that's getting ready to take off. Suddenly, the man sneezes. He unzips his pants and wipes off the end of his pen#s with his handkerchief. He zips up and continues reading his magazine. The woman cannot believe what she just saw.
Then he sneezes again, unzips, pulls out his pen#s and wipes it off with a handkerchief. The woman says, "Excuse me, sir, but that is disgusting and rude — and if you do it again I am going to call the flight attendant and have you removed from this plane." He says, "I am so sorry, but I have this very rare, embarrassing physical handicap that causes me to have an orgasm every time I sneeze." The woman, disarmed by the man's honesty and somewhat embarrassed by her own callousness, says, "Oh you poor man. Are you taking anything for it?" He answers, "Pepper."
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20 October 2012, 09:13 PM
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20 October 2012, 10:06 PM
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Ha!
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21 October 2012, 11:00 PM
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22 October 2012, 02:49 AM
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22 October 2012, 02:58 AM
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Hahaha
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25 October 2012, 04:48 PM
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hahaha!
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26 October 2012, 05:19 AM
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:))
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26 October 2012, 07:15 AM
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26 October 2012, 10:46 AM
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Gesundheit!
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26 October 2012, 06:18 PM
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26 October 2012, 06:25 PM
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:)
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26 October 2012, 07:34 PM
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This one deserves a facepalm ;)
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