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joejitsu · 15 December 2012, 11:04 PM

CHRISTMAS JOKE

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"In honor of this Holy Season," Saint Peter said, "To get into Heaven you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas."

The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It's a candle," he said.

"You may pass through the Pearly Gates," said Saint Peter.

The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."

Saint Peter said, "You too may pass through the Pearly Gates."

The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The Irishman replied, "These are Carols."

And So The Christmas Season
Begins...

financeman · 16 December 2012, 01:42 AM

LOL. To funny

brkanand · 16 December 2012, 08:36 AM

Haha!

jatco · 16 December 2012, 11:04 AM

Lol.........!!

77T · 16 December 2012, 04:50 PM

Paddy died happy methinks

Bangel · 16 December 2012, 07:06 PM

15 December 2012, 11:04 PM	#1
joejitsu "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Real Name: Joel Location: Ontario, Canada Watch: that gOLD Diddy Posts: 483	Christmas joke CHRISTMAS JOKE Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. "In honor of this Holy Season," Saint Peter said, "To get into Heaven you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas." The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It's a candle," he said. "You may pass through the Pearly Gates," said Saint Peter. The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said, "You too may pass through the Pearly Gates." The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The Irishman replied, "These are Carols." And So The Christmas Season Begins... __________________ DD 18038 SubC 116610LN DJ 116234

16 December 2012, 01:42 AM	#2
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16 December 2012, 04:50 PM	#5
77T 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Real Name: PaulG Location: Georgia Posts: 42,017	Paddy died happy methinks __________________ Does anyone really know what time it is?

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