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padi56 · 15 December 2012, 02:04 AM

An old Italian woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish London City office building.

A young and beautiful woman, smelling like expensive perfume, gets into the elevator. She turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, £100 an ounce!"

A couple of floors later, another young and beautiful woman, smelling like expensive perfume, gets into the elevator. She turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly, "Chanel No. 5, £150 an ounce!"

Three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her destination. As she exits the elevator, she peers at both women, bends over and lets go a ripping fart, then bellows, "Broccoli and spouts, 49 Pence a pound!"

77T · 15 December 2012, 11:36 AM

Bangel · 15 December 2012, 09:11 PM

mjclark32 · 15 December 2012, 09:43 PM

Hahaha

FeelingTheBlues · 18 December 2012, 10:27 AM

brkanand · 18 December 2012, 10:36 AM

Wonderful! haha

15 December 2012, 02:04 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,063	Expensive Smells. An old Italian woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish London City office building. A young and beautiful woman, smelling like expensive perfume, gets into the elevator. She turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, £100 an ounce!" A couple of floors later, another young and beautiful woman, smelling like expensive perfume, gets into the elevator. She turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly, "Chanel No. 5, £150 an ounce!" Three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her destination. As she exits the elevator, she peers at both women, bends over and lets go a ripping fart, then bellows, "Broccoli and spouts, 49 Pence a pound!" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

15 December 2012, 11:36 AM	#2
77T 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Real Name: PaulG Location: Georgia Posts: 42,017	__________________ Does anyone really know what time it is?

15 December 2012, 09:43 PM	#4
mjclark32 "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Real Name: MJC Location: PHL USA Watch: IWC, Rolex, AP Posts: 29,232	Hahaha __________________

18 December 2012, 10:27 AM	#5
FeelingTheBlues "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Real Name: Carl Location: Always moving Watch: If you wish... Posts: 22,039	__________________ Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin

15 December 2012, 09:11 PM	#3
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18 December 2012, 10:36 AM	#6
brkanand 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Real Name: DrK Location: India Watch: 4=YMDaytonaGMTHulk Posts: 7,052	Wonderful! haha

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