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4 January 2006, 04:27 AM | #1 |
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An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote, "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: "There are only nine words here. You could send another Woof for the same price." "But, the dog replied, that would make no sense at all." ------------------ Chicken and the egg A chicken is lying in bed with an egg and has a smug look after great sex. He lights a cigarette and thinks 'well, that's answered that age old question'. ------------------------------- George W Bush. Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident" "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks......... ''How many is a Brazillion??!'
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4 January 2006, 04:30 AM | #2 |
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''How many is a Brazillion??!'
The bad part,I can imagine him saying that. |
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4 January 2006, 09:07 PM | #5 |
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