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7 January 2006, 10:30 PM
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New Lexus
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.
As he got out, a truck passed too close and tore off the door on the driver's side. The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, called 911, and within minutes a black & white pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined no matter what the body shop did to it. When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I cannot believe how materialistic you lawyers are," the cop said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else?" "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop replied, "Haven't you noticed that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you." "My God!" screamed the lawyer. "My Rolex, My Rolex.!" |
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7 January 2006, 10:51 PM
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 ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder 
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8 January 2006, 04:04 AM
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Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!! |
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8 January 2006, 08:02 AM
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8 January 2006, 08:10 AM
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8 January 2006, 10:31 AM
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8 January 2006, 02:18 PM
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8 January 2006, 08:32 PM
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