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Old 28 July 2013, 10:13 AM   #1
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The Sensuous (and Smart) Wife

The Sensuous (and Smart) Wife.....

"Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"...the woman asked her husband.
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"No"...said her husband.
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She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse...and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra...and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.
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He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her ...and smiled approvingly.
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"Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"... she then asked her husband?
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"Uh...no, I haven't" ...he said (with an anxious tone in his voice).
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She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.
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He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill... and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
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"Now" ...she said. "Have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"
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"No way" ...he said (while obviously becoming even more aroused... and excited).
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"Well, go look in the garage!"...she said.

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Old 28 July 2013, 11:40 AM   #2
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Old 28 July 2013, 02:24 PM   #3
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Old 28 July 2013, 02:26 PM   #4
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Old 29 July 2013, 05:17 AM   #5
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Old 29 July 2013, 04:56 PM   #6
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