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Old 28 July 2013, 10:26 PM   #1
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Eating Dogs.

Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs."

"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."

Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards him. "Two dogs, please," says one.

The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs
in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry
to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.'

The mother superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and, then, staring at it for a moment, leans to the other nun and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?"
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Old 28 July 2013, 11:00 PM   #2
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Old 28 July 2013, 11:13 PM   #4
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Old 29 July 2013, 01:04 AM   #5
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Old 29 July 2013, 01:29 AM   #6
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Old 29 July 2013, 01:40 AM   #7
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Old 30 July 2013, 09:00 PM   #11
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This one just creeps up on you
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