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Old 7 February 2008, 02:07 PM   #1
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Extra marital affair...

A mortician was working late one night.

He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!

"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity."

So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.

"I have to show you something you won't believe," he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.

"My God!" the wife exclaimed, "Schwartz is dead????"
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Old 7 February 2008, 02:08 PM   #2
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Old 7 February 2008, 03:09 PM   #4
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Old 2 March 2008, 04:43 PM   #9
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