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Old 29 April 2014, 08:05 PM   #1
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Woman:
Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman:How many beers a day?
Man:Usually about 3
Woman:How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip
(This is where it gets scary !)
Woman:And how long have you been Drinking?
Man:About 20 years, I suppose
Woman:
So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
Man:Correct
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man:Correct
Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No
Man: Where's your freaking Ferrari?
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Old 29 April 2014, 09:06 PM   #2
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Old 29 April 2014, 09:08 PM   #3
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Old 30 April 2014, 02:08 AM   #4
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Old 30 April 2014, 10:00 AM   #7
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Old 30 April 2014, 01:07 PM   #8
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Old 1 May 2014, 05:38 AM   #9
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this is brilliant, mate
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Old 1 May 2014, 09:13 PM   #10
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Old 2 May 2014, 12:01 AM   #11
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Old 7 May 2014, 06:17 AM   #12
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Old 13 May 2014, 06:51 PM   #13
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Old 15 May 2014, 01:38 AM   #16
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Precisely!! lol now that is a comeback! :D
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