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padi56 · 1 February 2006, 12:20 AM

Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger.

She gasped and gagged, and one Texan turned to the other and said, That little gal is having' a bad time. I'm agonna go over there and help."

He ran over to the young lady, held both sides of her head in his big, Texan hands, and asked, "Kin ya swallow?" Gasping, she shook her head no. He asked, "Kin ya breathe?" Still gasping, she again shook her head no.

With that, he yanked up her skirt, pulled down her panties and licked her on the butt.

The young woman was so shocked that she coughed up the piece of hamburger and began to breathe on her own.

The Texan sat back down with his friend and said, "Ya know, it's sure amazing' how that 'hind-lick' manoeuvre always works."

(Heimlich manoeuvre)

Goodwatch · 1 February 2006, 01:15 AM

The Heimlich manoeuvre

I like the hind-lick manoeuvre better

padi56 · 1 February 2006, 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Goodwatch

The Heinlich manoeuvre

I like the hind-lick manoeuvre better

Heimlich manoeuvre Frans,you bloody foreigners.

C.J. · 1 February 2006, 02:08 AM

JJ Irani · 1 February 2006, 03:47 AM

Goodwatch · 1 February 2006, 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by padi56

Heimlich manoeuvre Frans,you bloody foreigners.

We are granted one typo each day

mailman · 1 February 2006, 07:53 AM

padi56 · 1 February 2006, 06:59 PM

So be it Frans only one typo,I will be watching in Ninja mode.

ralphieralph · 1 February 2006, 11:57 PM

Goodwatch · 2 February 2006, 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by padi56

So be it Frans only one typo,I will be watching in Ninja mode.

Can't we just have a wee dram together?

2 February 2006, 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Goodwatch

Can't we just have a wee dram together?

Is 'wee dram' Dutchie code for smokin' da BC Bud?

Surely my friend from Nether-Netherland wouldn't use a Scottish expression, would he?

Goodwatch · 2 February 2006, 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Atomic

Is 'wee dram' Dutchie code for smokin' da BC Bud?

Surely my friend from Nether-Netherland wouldn't use a Scottish expression, would he?

Is your name Peter, you unbelievable tosser?

1 February 2006, 12:20 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,064	Choke No Joke. Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. She gasped and gagged, and one Texan turned to the other and said, That little gal is having' a bad time. I'm agonna go over there and help." He ran over to the young lady, held both sides of her head in his big, Texan hands, and asked, "Kin ya swallow?" Gasping, she shook her head no. He asked, "Kin ya breathe?" Still gasping, she again shook her head no. With that, he yanked up her skirt, pulled down her panties and licked her on the butt. The young woman was so shocked that she coughed up the piece of hamburger and began to breathe on her own. The Texan sat back down with his friend and said, "Ya know, it's sure amazing' how that 'hind-lick' manoeuvre always works." (Heimlich manoeuvre) __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

1 February 2006, 01:15 AM	#2
Goodwatch "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Real Name: Frans ® Location: Rotterdam Watch: the sunrise... Posts: 10,230	The Heimlich manoeuvre I like the hind-lick manoeuvre better __________________ Member# 127 Last edited by Goodwatch; 1 February 2006 at 03:50 AM..

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padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,064	So be it Frans only one typo,I will be watching in Ninja mode. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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