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grizwold225 · 4 July 2014, 04:59 AM

Now on sale at IKEA - LESBIAN beds, no nuts or screwing involved, it's all tongue and groove...

A Muslim has been shot in the head with a starting pistol; police say it's definitely race related...

Due to a water shortage in Ireland , Dublin swimming baths have announced
they are closing lanes 7 and 8..

I got a letter from ScrewFix Direct thanking me for my interest, but explaining they were not a dating agency...

Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be the one but after looking through her knicker drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police woman's uniform, he finally decided if she can't hold down a job, she's not for him.

I got sacked from my job as a bingo caller the other day apparently, 'A meal for two with a terrible view' isn't the best way to announce number 69.

Paddy is doing some roofing work for Murphy He nears the top of the ladder and starts shaking and going dizzy. He calls down to Murphy and says "I tink I will ave to go home, I've come all over giddy and feel sick." Murphy asks "Ave yer got vertigo?" Paddy replies "No I only live round the corner."

After its 100 years lying on the sea bed, Irish divers were amazed
to find that the Titanic's swimming pool was still full!

77T · 5 July 2014, 06:23 PM

Bangel · 5 July 2014, 10:31 PM

asadtiger · 6 July 2014, 07:21 PM

MonBK · 6 July 2014, 07:33 PM

Very funny

Psmith · 7 July 2014, 03:41 AM

Hairdude1 · 7 July 2014, 05:19 PM

Ha!

GermanyMatt · 25 July 2014, 04:18 AM

Those are great!!!

seand442 · 25 July 2014, 01:37 PM

Andad · 25 July 2014, 05:58 PM

My wife thought they were very funny....(I left out three of them).

robisan · 27 July 2014, 05:02 PM

lol

Alexus · 28 July 2014, 05:36 AM

Rofl

Neunundneunzig · 31 July 2014, 05:27 AM

Great jokes as always! Love the shameless ribbing!

4 July 2014, 04:59 AM	#1
grizwold225 "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Real Name: Graham Location: Sandy, England Watch: 16550 Exp II Ivory Posts: 35	Terrible Stuff - not PC Now on sale at IKEA - LESBIAN beds, no nuts or screwing involved, it's all tongue and groove... A Muslim has been shot in the head with a starting pistol; police say it's definitely race related... Due to a water shortage in Ireland , Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8.. I got a letter from ScrewFix Direct thanking me for my interest, but explaining they were not a dating agency... Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be the one but after looking through her knicker drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police woman's uniform, he finally decided if she can't hold down a job, she's not for him. I got sacked from my job as a bingo caller the other day apparently, 'A meal for two with a terrible view' isn't the best way to announce number 69. Paddy is doing some roofing work for Murphy He nears the top of the ladder and starts shaking and going dizzy. He calls down to Murphy and says "I tink I will ave to go home, I've come all over giddy and feel sick." Murphy asks "Ave yer got vertigo?" Paddy replies "No I only live round the corner." After its 100 years lying on the sea bed, Irish divers were amazed to find that the Titanic's swimming pool was still full! __________________ [B]If it's got four wheels or a skirt - you can't afford it! And everything I like is illegal. immoral or fattening!

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5 July 2014, 10:31 PM	#3
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6 July 2014, 07:33 PM	#5
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,279	Very funny

25 July 2014, 04:18 AM	#8
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25 July 2014, 05:58 PM	#10
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27 July 2014, 05:02 PM	#11
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28 July 2014, 05:36 AM	#12
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31 July 2014, 05:27 AM	#13
Neunundneunzig Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Ohio Posts: 159	Great jokes as always! Love the shameless ribbing!

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