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Old 22 June 2014, 08:28 PM   #1
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At The Vets.

Three dogs are in the vets waiting room with their owners. The first dog turns to the second and says "What are you in for?" "Fatal injection" was the reply. "Why?" he asked. "I'm a digger" he says, "I dug up the garden and everything, but what did it was I dug up the newly furnished lounge, the carpet, furniture, the lot. Then pissed over everything."

The second dog then asks the first, "What are you here for?" "Fatal injection" was the reply. "Why?" he asked. "I'm a shitter, I shit on and over everything. What did me was I got in their bed Sunday morning, while they were at it, and shit all over them."

They then turned to the third dog and asked "What did you do?" He replied he was upstairs and his mistress had just got out of the shower, was naked and bending over , so he thought why not, and mounted her. ""Fatal injection, then?" they asked, "No," came the reply, "Nails clipped."
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Old 23 June 2014, 04:42 PM   #2
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Old 23 June 2014, 04:58 PM   #3
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Old 23 June 2014, 09:14 PM   #4
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Old 24 June 2014, 02:07 PM   #5
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Old 24 June 2014, 08:41 PM   #6
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Toooo Sickkkkkk!!!!!
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Old 31 July 2014, 05:33 AM   #8
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Old 1 August 2014, 05:09 AM   #9
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Old 1 August 2014, 05:09 AM   #10
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Old 3 August 2014, 07:49 PM   #11
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