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22 September 2014, 08:18 AM
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Lawyer Has Auto Accident
A lawyer is cruising in his BMW on a fine day when a truck coming from the other direction sideswipes him. When the lawyer awakens, a policeman is at the driver's side of the BMW shaking the lawyer's shoulders.
The policeman tells the lawyer, "Sir, the entire left side of your car is destroyed - the front fender, the driver's door, the rear fender." The lawyer looks to his left and cries, "My Beemer, my Beemer!" The policeman then says, "Sir, your left arm was also torn off." The lawyer then cries out, "My Rolex, my Rolex!" |
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22 September 2014, 08:19 AM
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22 September 2014, 08:33 AM
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twentyhundreth time this year for this joke
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22 September 2014, 08:36 AM
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Showing results 1 to 1 of 1
Search took 0.24 seconds. Search: Keyword(s): Lawyer Has Auto Accident Forum: Jokes & Cartoons Today, 03:18 PM Replies: 2 Lawyer Has Auto Accident Views: 3 Posted By SecondAmend Lawyer Has Auto Accident A lawyer is cruising in his BMW on a fine day when a truck coming from the other direction sideswipes him. When the lawyer awakens, a policeman is at the driver's side of the BMW shaking the... 1st time I heard it... Uh, whatever...
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22 September 2014, 08:43 AM
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I only used the words "Rolex Lawyer" and got 21 pages.
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22 September 2014, 09:03 AM
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I found 3.. in this thread, Jokes and Cartoons...
Showing results 1 to 3 of 3 Search took 1.90 seconds. Search: Keyword(s): Rolex Lawyer . Searching...is a science in its own..... ...
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22 September 2014, 11:17 AM
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Well.. lol
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22 September 2014, 01:17 PM
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Best Regards, Jayshan  ROLEX SUBMARINER 116610LN |
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22 September 2014, 02:23 PM
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22 September 2014, 02:57 PM
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22 September 2014, 10:57 PM
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22 September 2014, 11:48 PM
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25 September 2014, 03:59 PM
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That's why you wear on the right.
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25 September 2014, 04:50 PM
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23 October 2014, 02:55 PM
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Lol thats great
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