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Ruud Van Driver · 14 January 2015, 03:59 PM

George, the leader; a big, burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,

"Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either, so he asked: "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe, why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ...and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another, even better one.

After they finished, breathless, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper. Then, he says:

"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl." ...

...It's still unclear whether she/he jumped - or was pushed.

Ruud Van Driver · 14 January 2015, 04:12 PM

Duplicate. My bad.

Psmith · 14 January 2015, 08:35 PM

swatty · 15 January 2015, 08:19 AM

Hairdude1 · 16 January 2015, 04:41 PM

Haha!!

asadtiger · 18 January 2015, 03:41 AM

Poly · 18 January 2015, 05:24 AM

Just about to go for a ride myself. I'll keep this in mind!

seand442 · 18 January 2015, 01:27 PM

Bangel · 27 January 2015, 08:13 PM

Bisquitlips · 5 February 2015, 01:35 PM

14 January 2015, 03:59 PM	#1
Ruud Van Driver "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Real Name: Chopped Liver Location: S. Wales Valleys Watch: Mickey Mouse Posts: 9,926	George (Work safe) George, the leader; a big, burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!" While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either, so he asked: "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe, why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?" So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ...and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another, even better one. After they finished, breathless, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper. Then, he says: "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl." ... ...It's still unclear whether she/he jumped - or was pushed.

14 January 2015, 08:35 PM	#3
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14 January 2015, 04:12 PM	#2
Ruud Van Driver "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Real Name: Chopped Liver Location: S. Wales Valleys Watch: Mickey Mouse Posts: 9,926	Duplicate. My bad.

15 January 2015, 08:19 AM	#4
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18 January 2015, 05:24 AM	#7
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