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Old 16 December 2014, 02:07 PM   #1
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The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart:
50 Fahrenheit (10 C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.

35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
Italian Cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down

32 Fahrenheit (0 C)
American water freezes
Canadian water gets thicker.

0 Fahrenheit (-17..9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-109.9 Fahrenheit (-78.5 C)
Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice.
Canadians pull down their earflaps.

-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

-459.67 Fahrenheit (-273.15 C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
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Old 16 December 2014, 02:13 PM   #2
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Epic!!!!!!!!! Awesome!!!!!!!
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Old 16 December 2014, 09:43 PM   #3
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Old 17 December 2014, 12:52 AM   #10
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Old 17 December 2014, 02:24 AM   #11
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Old 17 December 2014, 02:39 AM   #12
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it's a good one, Al, but I felt it should be moved to a more appropriate location.
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1 of the funniest I've read, and it's clean
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