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padi56 · 19 July 2005, 06:43 PM

By the way he was definitely was not a Welsh farmer,and any rumours
about the us Welsh and sheep are totally lies.

A poor farmer has three sheep and one old Ram. As the three sheep are not conceiving the farmer calls in the vet.

Well, you have three options says the vet,a new ram or artificial insemination. "Sounds too costly" said the farmer, "but you said three options?"

"Yes," said the vet, "do it yourself."

The farmer was aghast

"How will I know if it works?"

"Well," said the vet "if they roll around in the mud the morning after you have made love to them then they are not pregnant, however if they roll around in the hay, they are pregnant."

So, the next day the farmer takes the three sheep in his land rover and does the business on the back seat.

Next morning he calls to his wife "What are the sheep doing love?"

"They are rolling in the mud Jack."

So with a heavy heart he takes the three sheep in his land rover and once again does the business.

Next morning "What are the sheep doing love"

Suspiciously she says "They are rolling in the mud jack."

By now exhausted he puts the sheep in to the land rover and does the business.
Next morning "What are the sheep doing love?"

"Well this is very strange," she answers. "Two of them are in the back of the Land Rover and the other one is blowing the horn!!"

JJ Irani · 20 July 2005, 04:43 AM

ROTFLMFJJAO!!!

padi56 · 20 July 2005, 04:45 PM

Thanks JJ.

JJ Irani · 20 July 2005, 05:15 PM

No worries, Padi, this time the chair was bolted to the floor, so I decided to get off the chair and roll around on the carpet instead!!

19 July 2005, 06:43 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	Poor Farmers Sheep By the way he was definitely was not a Welsh farmer,and any rumours about the us Welsh and sheep are totally lies. A poor farmer has three sheep and one old Ram. As the three sheep are not conceiving the farmer calls in the vet. Well, you have three options says the vet,a new ram or artificial insemination. "Sounds too costly" said the farmer, "but you said three options?" "Yes," said the vet, "do it yourself." The farmer was aghast "How will I know if it works?" "Well," said the vet "if they roll around in the mud the morning after you have made love to them then they are not pregnant, however if they roll around in the hay, they are pregnant." So, the next day the farmer takes the three sheep in his land rover and does the business on the back seat. Next morning he calls to his wife "What are the sheep doing love?" "They are rolling in the mud Jack." So with a heavy heart he takes the three sheep in his land rover and once again does the business. Next morning "What are the sheep doing love" Suspiciously she says "They are rolling in the mud jack." By now exhausted he puts the sheep in to the land rover and does the business. Next morning "What are the sheep doing love?" "Well this is very strange," she answers. "Two of them are in the back of the Land Rover and the other one is blowing the horn!!" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

20 July 2005, 04:43 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	ROTFLMFJJAO!!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

20 July 2005, 04:45 PM	#3
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	Thanks JJ. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

20 July 2005, 05:15 PM	#4
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	No worries, Padi, this time the chair was bolted to the floor, so I decided to get off the chair and roll around on the carpet instead!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

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