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Old 3 April 2014, 05:09 PM   #1
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Olympic Condoms

Husband says to wife:
"My Olympic condoms have arrived ... I think I'll wear Gold tonight."

Wife says:
"Why not wear Silver and come second for a change."
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Old 3 April 2014, 08:55 PM   #2
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On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout.


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Old 4 April 2014, 02:01 AM   #3
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HAhahaha!
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Old 4 April 2014, 03:14 AM   #4
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Old 4 April 2014, 03:24 AM   #5
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Ouch! Shots fired prematurely!
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Old 4 April 2014, 04:40 AM   #6
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Old 4 April 2014, 04:46 AM   #7
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gotta share this one with the girlfriend!
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Old 4 April 2014, 11:35 AM   #8
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Old 7 April 2014, 09:56 PM   #9
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Old 7 April 2014, 09:59 PM   #10
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Old 9 April 2014, 11:56 AM   #11
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Does anyone really know what time it is?
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Old 11 February 2015, 10:02 AM   #12
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Sounds good to me!!!
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Old 14 February 2015, 08:32 AM   #13
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Old 14 February 2015, 02:46 PM   #14
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Old 5 March 2015, 06:53 AM   #15
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Hahahaha hahahaha

Great !
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Old 6 March 2015, 01:31 PM   #16
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Guess that's better than once every four years.
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Old 6 March 2015, 01:49 PM   #17
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Haaaa. Sometimes everyone just wants to go to sleep.


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