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Old 6 March 2015, 04:59 AM   #1
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Icon12 Letter to a Men's Help Column.....

I really need your advice on a serious problem:

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs, If the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up. She goes out with the girls a lot.
I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight I went out to the shed and hid behind the boat and bike.
When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment crouched behind the Harley that I noticed a hairline crack in transmission case. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole case?

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Old 6 March 2015, 05:07 AM   #2
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Replace the whole case. Hopefully there will be funds from the divorce to take care of the Harley.
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Old 8 March 2015, 02:48 AM   #6
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needs to be redone for a watch . . . . noticed a scratch on my bezel . . . .
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Old 8 March 2015, 03:02 AM   #7
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needs to be redone for a watch . . . . noticed a scratch on my bezel . . . .

......werks for me.

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Old 8 April 2015, 10:43 AM   #10
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