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11 April 2015, 01:11 AM
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A old blind cowboy.
An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...
He finds his way to the bar and orders a shot of whiskey. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, do you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, cowboy, I think it's only fair that you should know five things since you're blind." 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a Billy-Club 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman to your right is a blonde professional wrestler. 5. The person to my right is a blonde weight lifter. "Now think seriously, cowboy... Do you still want to tell that blonde joke?" The cowboy sits and thinks for a second, then shakes his head. "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times..."
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11 April 2015, 02:13 AM
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Did he make it out the bar?
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11 April 2015, 03:44 AM
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One of my favorite all time jokes.
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11 April 2015, 06:09 AM
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11 April 2015, 06:12 AM
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Ha!
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11 April 2015, 06:28 AM
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That made me laugh...good one.
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11 April 2015, 06:53 AM
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Lol! Good one!
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11 April 2015, 07:08 AM
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11 April 2015, 11:13 AM
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Awesome.
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