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padi56 · 27 January 2015, 07:06 PM

THE SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST

Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam.
Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone
under the knife or had those pellets implanted.

The waiting room was filled with patients. As I approached the receptionist's
desk, I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. I gave her my name.

In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;
YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me,
a now very embarrassed man.

But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,
“NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION,
BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.”

The room erupted in applause!

swatty · 27 January 2015, 07:10 PM

MonBK · 27 January 2015, 07:18 PM

:)

Bangel · 27 January 2015, 08:04 PM

Brutal!

Andad · 27 January 2015, 09:22 PM

Psmith · 28 January 2015, 01:04 AM

cop414 · 28 January 2015, 11:10 AM

Kingair · 28 January 2015, 12:24 PM

Great !

Hairdude1 · 28 January 2015, 12:34 PM

seand442 · 28 January 2015, 01:07 PM

subtona · 28 January 2015, 01:15 PM

snhrph · 28 January 2015, 01:58 PM

What goes around, comes around...

vitalsignsrn · 29 January 2015, 12:26 PM

DJJon · 5 March 2015, 01:42 PM

Just saw this. Padi you remain my hero. Winston Churchill couldn't have done better!

Bisquitlips · 6 March 2015, 11:20 AM

Perfect!!!

I may need to remember that response!

watchwatcher · 16 April 2015, 02:36 AM

27 January 2015, 07:06 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	The snotty receptionist THE SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted. The waiting room was filled with patients. As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. I gave her my name. In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?" All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man. But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, “NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.” The room erupted in applause! __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

27 January 2015, 09:22 PM	#5
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28 January 2015, 01:04 AM	#6
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27 January 2015, 07:10 PM	#2
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27 January 2015, 07:18 PM	#3
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27 January 2015, 08:04 PM	#4
Bangel "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Australia Watch: 116610LN Posts: 15,802	Brutal!

28 January 2015, 12:24 PM	#8
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28 January 2015, 01:07 PM	#10
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28 January 2015, 01:15 PM	#11
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28 January 2015, 01:58 PM	#12
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29 January 2015, 12:26 PM	#13
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5 March 2015, 01:42 PM	#14
DJJon "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Real Name: Jon Location: USA Watch: DJ - Need Sub Bad Posts: 1,889	Just saw this. Padi you remain my hero. Winston Churchill couldn't have done better!

6 March 2015, 11:20 AM	#15
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