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Old 16 April 2015, 03:34 PM   #1
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20 yrs

A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from
their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound
downstairs.
She went downstairs and looked all around, finally finding her
husband in the basement, crouched in the corner, facing the wall, and
sobbing.
"What's wrong with you?" she asked him.
"Remember when your father caught us having sex when you were sixteen?", he
replied.
"And remember he said I had two choices; I could either marry you,
or spend the next twenty years in prison."
Baffled, she said, "Yes, I remember, so what?"
"I would have been released today."
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Old 16 April 2015, 09:41 PM   #2
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Old 16 April 2015, 10:03 PM   #3
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Old 16 April 2015, 10:08 PM   #4
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Old 16 April 2015, 10:10 PM   #5
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Old 17 April 2015, 12:15 AM   #6
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Old 17 April 2015, 06:03 AM   #7
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Old 17 April 2015, 08:32 AM   #8
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Old 17 April 2015, 08:56 AM   #9
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Old 17 April 2015, 09:59 AM   #10
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Old 17 April 2015, 11:40 AM   #11
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Old 17 April 2015, 01:43 PM   #12
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Old 17 April 2015, 01:52 PM   #13
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Old 18 April 2015, 06:48 AM   #14
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Old 20 April 2015, 06:41 AM   #15
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Old 21 April 2015, 01:15 PM   #16
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