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padi56 · 22 February 2006, 09:25 PM

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his pen#s into the pickle slicer.

His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill declined saying that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashamed. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked.
Bill said, 'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my pen#s into the pickle slicer?'

'Oh Bill, you didn't,' she said.
'Yes, I did,' said Bill.

'My God, Bill, what happened?'

'I got fired.'

'No, Bill, I mean what happened with the pickle slicer?'

'Oh, she got fired too.'

rolexchick · 23 February 2006, 01:07 AM

JJ Irani · 23 February 2006, 02:34 AM

We have a winner!

C.J. · 23 February 2006, 04:23 AM

mailman · 23 February 2006, 08:46 AM

padi56 · 23 February 2006, 08:01 PM

22 February 2006, 09:25 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,063	Pickle slicer. Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his pen#s into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill declined saying that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashamed. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. 'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked. Bill said, 'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my pen#s into the pickle slicer?' 'Oh Bill, you didn't,' she said. 'Yes, I did,' said Bill. 'My God, Bill, what happened?' 'I got fired.' 'No, Bill, I mean what happened with the pickle slicer?' 'Oh, she got fired too.' __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

23 February 2006, 02:34 AM	#3
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	We have a winner! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

23 February 2006, 04:23 AM	#4
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23 February 2006, 08:46 AM	#5
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23 February 2006, 08:01 PM	#6
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,063	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

23 February 2006, 01:07 AM	#2
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