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Sartana · 14 May 2015, 07:09 PM

In this section of the forum I really was hoping to find jokes like this ...
Or people that are comfortable enough with Rolex to make a crack/roast at them
I would love to read a joke from Mr Hans W.
Credit for this goes to craigboyce.com

An old Italian man is dying.
He calls his grandson to his bedside. “Guido, I wan’ you lissina me. I wan’ you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me.”
“But Grandpa, I really don’t like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?”
“You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos.”
“Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man.
“Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, ‘Time’s Up’?”

jamesmay · 15 May 2015, 05:38 AM

hahaha

Maxy · 15 May 2015, 06:53 AM

Poly · 15 May 2015, 11:42 AM

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14 May 2015, 07:09 PM	#1
Sartana Banned Join Date: Mar 2015 Real Name: Anthony Gordon Location: California Watch: 18k yg datejust Posts: 76	Watch related In this section of the forum I really was hoping to find jokes like this ... Or people that are comfortable enough with Rolex to make a crack/roast at them I would love to read a joke from Mr Hans W. Credit for this goes to craigboyce.com An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. “Guido, I wan’ you lissina me. I wan’ you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me.” “But Grandpa, I really don’t like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?” “You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos.” “Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. “Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, ‘Time’s Up’?”

15 May 2015, 02:16 PM	#5
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