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padi56 · 31 May 2015, 02:42 AM

When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby Houston church, I decided to check them out in person and see what it was all about.

I sat down and Sharpton came up to me, I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church.

He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today. "

I told him I was not paralyzed.

Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: "By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord All Mighty, you will walk today. "

Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me.

After the sermon I stepped outside and Lo and Behold, my feking car had been stolen....

MonBK · 31 May 2015, 02:44 AM

Frosty · 31 May 2015, 05:21 AM

I am glad I had just swallowed my coffee!

incontrol · 31 May 2015, 05:33 AM

Lol!

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Hairdude1 · 31 May 2015, 12:13 PM

malarky_hk · 31 May 2015, 01:09 PM

Oh dear.

swatty · 31 May 2015, 08:58 PM

Andad · 31 May 2015, 09:28 PM

Good one.

31 May 2015, 02:42 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	You will never walk again. When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby Houston church, I decided to check them out in person and see what it was all about. I sat down and Sharpton came up to me, I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church. He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today. " I told him I was not paralyzed. Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: "By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord All Mighty, you will walk today. " Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me. After the sermon I stepped outside and Lo and Behold, my feking car had been stolen.... __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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