|
|
ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX
ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX
5 April 2014, 01:19 AM
|
#1 |
|
"TRF" Member
Join Date: Jun 2010
Real Name: Paul
Location: UK, Dorset
Watch: and learn
Posts: 2,636
|
The Pharmacist
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the Pharmacy, walked up to the Pharmacist,
looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide." The Pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The Pharmacist's eyes grew big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the Pharmacist's wife. The Pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription." 
__________________
 Rolex Sub 1680, Rolex GMT 116710LN, Rolex Datejust 16220 Salmon Dial (the Mrs), Tudor BB58, Tudor Pelagos Blue and Several Seiko's ************************************************** ***************** "last one in the chopper is a rotten egg" Jonathan Quayle Higgins III |
|
|
|
5 April 2014, 06:22 AM
|
#2 |
|
TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron
Join Date: Apr 2012
Real Name: Tim
Location: Pennsylvania
Watch: 14060M
Posts: 72,175
|
__________________
 Rolex Submariner 14060M Omega Seamaster 2254.50 DOXA Professional 1200T  Card carrying member of TRF's Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons  TRF's "After Dark" Bar & NightClub Patron  P Club Member #17 2 FA ENABLED
|
|
|
|
|
5 April 2014, 07:20 AM
|
#3 |
|
2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member
Join Date: Aug 2012
Real Name: Mike
Location: New York
Watch: Rolex
Posts: 22,540
|
|
|
|
|
|
5 April 2014, 08:28 AM
|
#4 |
|
"TRF" Member
Join Date: Apr 2012
Real Name: Alex
Location: Chicago
Watch: AP,PP, Rolex
Posts: 37,156
|
Ha!
|
|
|
|
|
7 April 2014, 10:16 PM
|
#5 |
|
"TRF" Member
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Australia
Watch: 116610LN
Posts: 15,802
|
|
|
|
|
|
9 April 2014, 12:02 PM
|
#6 |
|
2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member
Join Date: Dec 2010
Real Name: PaulG
Location: Georgia
Posts: 41,957
|
__________________
Does anyone really know what time it is? |
|
|
|
3 January 2015, 10:03 PM
|
#7 |
|
"TRF" Member
Join Date: Sep 2008
Real Name: Clive
Location: Exoplanet
Watch: spring-driven
Posts: 38,856
|
__________________
|
|
|
|
|
11 January 2015, 05:45 AM
|
#8 |
|
"TRF" Member
Join Date: Jan 2015
Location: Brentwood, TN
Posts: 469
|
Brilliant
|
|
|
|
|
16 January 2015, 09:34 PM
|
#9 |
|
"TRF" Member
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: London
Posts: 25
|
excellent.
|
|
|
|
|
16 January 2015, 09:42 PM
|
#10 |
|
"TRF" Member
Join Date: Oct 2014
Real Name: Chopped Liver
Location: S. Wales Valleys
Watch: Mickey Mouse
Posts: 9,926
|
|
|
|
|
|
5 February 2015, 03:09 PM
|
#11 |
|
2024 Pledge Member
Join Date: Sep 2008
Real Name: Richard
Location: USA
Watch: YM Deep Space
Posts: 12,521
|
 
__________________
Rolex Yacht-Master 40mm (SS-YG / Deep Space MOP) 16623 Breitling Aerospace Titanium / 18K with UTC. Omega Speedmaster 3510.50 Oris TT1 Pro Diver Regulator 43MM |
|
|
|
|
7 February 2015, 10:18 PM
|
#12 |
|
"TRF" Member
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Kent
Watch: Rolex 114060 SubC
Posts: 28
|
|
|
|
|
|
3 June 2015, 10:48 AM
|
#13 |
|
"TRF" Member
Join Date: Jan 2009
Real Name: Larry
Location: Kentucky
Watch: Yes
Posts: 35,011
|
|
|
|
|
 |
| Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
|
|
*Banners
Of The Month*
This space is provided to horological resources.
Linear Mode
