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Aqua fobic · 19 May 2008, 04:09 AM

Only been here a while so not sure if this is a repost.

Gotta Pee

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had been over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!'

'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said.....

'From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you

JJ Irani · 19 May 2008, 04:10 AM

An oldie, but still a goodie!!

pwrslider · 19 May 2008, 06:41 AM

limbo · 19 May 2008, 07:58 PM

ROLEX MAN · 19 May 2008, 08:52 PM

Thats funny!

Scarface · 19 May 2008, 08:56 PM

great joke

TDH · 20 May 2008, 02:36 PM

GMTII Owner · 21 May 2008, 03:43 AM

Funny

19 May 2008, 04:09 AM	#1
Aqua fobic Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Real Name: Mark Location: UK now and again Watch: Seadweller Posts: 127	Girls night out Only been here a while so not sure if this is a repost. Gotta Pee Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had been over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!' 'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said..... 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you

19 May 2008, 04:10 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	An oldie, but still a goodie!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

19 May 2008, 06:41 AM	#3
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19 May 2008, 08:52 PM	#5
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19 May 2008, 08:56 PM	#6
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