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Old 20 July 2005, 05:48 PM   #1
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Sticky Situation, Australian humour.

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An Australian woman was having a shower, and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forward or backward, she slipped over, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor. She yelled out for her husband Jacko. "Jacko! Jacko!" she yelled.

Jacko came running in. "Jacko, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said.

"Strewth!" Jacko said and tried to pull her up. "You're just too heavy girl. I'll go across the road and get Bluey" (his mate).

They came back and they both tried to pull her up. "No way. We can't do it" Bluey said "Lets try Plan C"

"Plan C?" exclaimed Jacko. "What's that"?

"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles under her"

"Spot on" Jacko said. "While your doing that, I'll stay here and play with her brests"

"Play with her breasts"? Bluey said, "Why the hell would you want to do that"?

Jacko replied "Well, I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive"
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Old 20 July 2005, 05:51 PM   #2
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Rolling all over the floor, you tosser!! My chair's bolted firmly to the floor, but I just can't stop rolling just about everywhere else!! LOL! LOL!!
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Old 21 July 2005, 04:26 PM   #4
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Yes I thought that one was quite good.
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This should be a new Castlemaine beer advert. "He who drinks Australian, thinks Australian."
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Old 22 July 2005, 04:57 AM   #6
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This should be a new Castlemaine beer advert. "He who drinks Australian, thinks Australian."
...and he who drinks Kiwi?
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Old 22 July 2005, 05:16 PM   #7
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This should be a new Castlemaine beer advert. "He who drinks Australian, thinks Australian."
Yes Adrian must drop them a line.
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