Funny question about my Sub...

[Memphis]

Originally Posted by CRM114

My god man, don't you know that McCoffee saps and impurifies all of your precious bodily fluids?

The healthy recommendation is that one should drink only distilled water, or rainwater, and only pure grain alcohol. I saw it in an old documentary film, but I remember it clearly.

Oh ok. I'll switch to rubbing alcohol then! Thanks for the info😜😜


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[Romeojk]

Originally Posted by CRM114

Meanwhile, hordes of people are out there McJudging Rolex-wearers for their lifestyle choice of spending enough money on a stainless steel watch to feed an unhealthy, starving village for 6 months. So selfishly materialistic, they believe.

If you're a glutton for McJudgement in our society and for fun want to cause others' morality meters to redline merely because you're alive, drive your gas-guzzling SUV into a Whole Foods parking lot, find a space near the entrance, and sit there in full view of those entering and exiting eating a Big Mac in one hand and your other draped out of the open window holding a cigarette or cigar (lit or unlit if you don't smoke, doesn't matter, it's all about image) and the sun glinting off your shiny, expensive Rolex.

And importantly, maintain the satisfied and unconcerned look of someone who has a good time every day. If they get close enough, be friendly and compliment them on their choice of hemp backpack, pedal bike, or Prius.

This is win-win for all parties. You had some fun, and in return those who are patronizing the place get to feel the injection of smug piety they crave that came from your choice of meal, vehicle, vice, and watch/jewelry. Like refined sugar dumped onto Cocoa Puffs, the muesli, kale, and coconut milk they consume later will taste sweeter to them for knowing they are a much healthier, better, and more worried person than you.

Oh wait, did I just judge patrons of Whole Foods? Seems like I did! Oh well, I often wear Rolexes so in addition to being selfishly materialistic it automatically means I'm often kind of douchy.

Nice one

[Romeojk]

Originally Posted by cdmorenot

Agreed! Death was wished upon me for my sarcastic comments about my love for Shakes and Fries

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I had a shamrock shake and cheeseburger the other day. The shake was kind of horrible but that burger was delicious.

[NeedlessKane]

Originally Posted by albmich

The timex weekender looks just about nothing at all like a sub. But that was a classy move on your part and i'd like to think I would do the same if I was in that position. Well played my good man

Thanks!


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[gtnator]

Originally Posted by Romeojk

I had a shamrock shake and cheeseburger the other day. The shake was kind of horrible but that burger was delicious.

Dude I had not heard "shamrock shake" since I was 18! Wow, brings back memories... I can't believe they still have them



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[Romeojk]

Originally Posted by gtnator

Dude I had not heard "shamrock shake" since I was 18! Wow, brings back memories... I can't believe they still have them



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Keep the memories and don't pick one up : )

[Glidelock]

Ok...according to the Mod's it's official...from this point forward all Rolex Forum GTG's are to be held at a McDonalds location in the corresponding city. We will all gorge on our last meals of McRibs and Shamrock Shakes. Oh...and I almost forgot, the all you can eat Super Sized (Beef flavored) fries are on Albmitch!

[Hebe22]

Originally Posted by sickened1

Haha you should've said Nah I got it from inside a Happy Meal box!

your reply is interesting.
I would say that i got it from the Santa Claus, because a good boy will acquire a gift from the Santa Claus.