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24 March 2006, 12:46 AM

My daughter is at an amazing stage (she'll be 3 in June). We have some unbelievably fun conversations because she's not only really smart, but also because she's relying on me (and her mum) to teach her about the world, so it makes you see the world through the eyes of a child. Lotsa fun!

Just this weekend we had this conversation:

Me: C, where does your food go?
C: in my mouth
Me: and then where?
C: then it goes in my throat
Me: and then where does your food go?
C: in my tummy
Me: do you know what happens to it in your tummy?
C: (looks puzzled)
Me: when your food is in your tummy, it turns into energy that makes you go and then what your body doesn't need gets turned into poops.
C: No it doesn't
Me: yes, food goes in your belly and turns into poops.
C: (smiling thinking I'm kidding) you're silly daddy.
Me: Really C, food turns into poops
C: LOL food turns into poops.

Now when I change her diaper, she says 'daddy, I need my bum changed cuz my food turned into poops.'

Launch Mini · 24 March 2006, 02:33 AM

You have to love the "honesty" of what kids say.

C.J. · 24 March 2006, 02:36 AM

I said that to my wife once, after being drunk for four days straight, and she didn't think it was funny or cute

padi56 · 24 March 2006, 02:48 AM

Out of the mouths of babes,enjoy them now mate,for some reason when they get to around 12-13. A very strange thing happens,but will not bore you with the details,as you have all that to come.

24 March 2006, 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by padi56

Out of the mouths of babes,enjoy them now mate,for some reason when they get to around 12-13. A very strange thing happens,but will not bore you with the details,as you have all that to come.

Don't worry Peter, Ed has already forewarned me in graphic detail. Besides, I fondly remember how I gave my parents their grey hairs.

While the terrible twos can be insane, they're easily balanced by these amazing converstions and the hilarious comments that come out of her mouth.

24 March 2006, 03:05 AM

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Originally Posted by C.J.

I said that to my wife once, after being drunk for four days straight, and she didn't think it was funny or cute

padi56 · 24 March 2006, 03:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Atomic

Don't worry Peter, Ed has already forewarned me in graphic detail. Besides, I fondly remember how I gave my parents their grey hairs.

While the terrible twos can be insane, they're easily balanced by these amazing converstions and the hilarious comments that come out of her mouth.

Yes its all in the fun of being a parent,my oldest boy Wayne when he was in his teens,sometimes wished we drowned before he was born.My youngest was little trouble,until he got to his middle 20s.But now both fine,and look after me and the wife now,especially when he is short of cash etc.

JJ Irani · 24 March 2006, 03:52 AM

Hi Johnny,

Charlotte is at a tender age where she'll pick up things very quick and retain them. It's also an age when she will ask all kinds of funny questions, but wait another year and see how much more she will talk and listen.

These are a child's fun years....enjoy them to the fullest, my friend.

JJ

dman · 24 March 2006, 03:08 PM

Great story pal. These are some fun times indeed.

dman · 24 March 2006, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by C.J.

I said that to my wife once, after being drunk for four days straight, and she didn't think it was funny or cute

LOL Craig!!

JJ Irani · 24 March 2006, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by C.J.

I said that to my wife once, after being drunk for four days straight, and she didn't think it was funny or cute

24 March 2006, 12:46 AM	#1
Atomic Guest Posts: n/a	The amazing toddler conversations My daughter is at an amazing stage (she'll be 3 in June). We have some unbelievably fun conversations because she's not only really smart, but also because she's relying on me (and her mum) to teach her about the world, so it makes you see the world through the eyes of a child. Lotsa fun! Just this weekend we had this conversation: Me: C, where does your food go? C: in my mouth Me: and then where? C: then it goes in my throat Me: and then where does your food go? C: in my tummy Me: do you know what happens to it in your tummy? C: (looks puzzled) Me: when your food is in your tummy, it turns into energy that makes you go and then what your body doesn't need gets turned into poops. C: No it doesn't Me: yes, food goes in your belly and turns into poops. C: (smiling thinking I'm kidding) you're silly daddy. Me: Really C, food turns into poops C: LOL food turns into poops. Now when I change her diaper, she says 'daddy, I need my bum changed cuz my food turned into poops.'

24 March 2006, 02:33 AM	#2
Launch Mini "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Real Name: John Location: Canada, eh Watch: can I? Posts: 6,240	You have to love the "honesty" of what kids say. __________________ Something witty to go here. Member # 293

24 March 2006, 02:36 AM	#3
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	I said that to my wife once, after being drunk for four days straight, and she didn't think it was funny or cute __________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there

24 March 2006, 02:48 AM	#4
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,064	Out of the mouths of babes,enjoy them now mate,for some reason when they get to around 12-13. A very strange thing happens,but will not bore you with the details,as you have all that to come. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

24 March 2006, 03:52 AM	#8
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Hi Johnny, Charlotte is at a tender age where she'll pick up things very quick and retain them. It's also an age when she will ask all kinds of funny questions, but wait another year and see how much more she will talk and listen. These are a child's fun years....enjoy them to the fullest, my friend. JJ __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

24 March 2006, 03:08 PM	#9
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,585	Great story pal. These are some fun times indeed. __________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

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