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Dr. Robert · 6 May 2016, 03:48 AM

A man returns home a day early from a business trip, it's after midnight.
While en-route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.
The man suspects his wife is having an affair & he wants to catch her in the act.
For $100 the cabby agrees.
Quietly arriving home, the husband & cabby tip toe into the bedroom.
The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back & there is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money, He paid for the Porsche I gave you.
He paid for your 20 foot Ranger fishing boat.
He paid for your Packers season ticketstarts.
He paid for our house at the lake.
He paid for your golf trip to St. Andrew's & He paid for our country club membership & He even pays our monthly dues.
Shaking his head from side to side, the husband lowerso the gun. He looks over at the cabby & says what would you do?
The cabby replies I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches a cold.

southtexas · 6 May 2016, 04:24 AM

Haha!

Psmith · 6 May 2016, 05:06 AM

cpark · 6 May 2016, 06:04 AM

Lol

Contused · 7 May 2016, 01:22 AM

teqp · 7 May 2016, 11:58 AM

BBL · 8 May 2016, 12:21 AM

Hilarious! Good one! hahahaaaaa

seand442 · 8 May 2016, 10:10 AM

jsg · 9 May 2016, 08:24 AM

Lol.

cdmorenot · 11 May 2016, 05:58 AM

Bwahahaha! Smart Cabby.

Danny83 · 11 May 2016, 07:02 AM

swatty · 11 May 2016, 09:58 AM

Hairdude1 · 13 May 2016, 11:53 AM

Bisquitlips · 13 May 2016, 02:09 PM

6 May 2016, 03:48 AM	#1
Dr. Robert 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Real Name: Bob Location: U.S.A. Watch: 1655 Posts: 64,251	Hey! It's Cold In Here! A man returns home a day early from a business trip, it's after midnight. While en-route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair & he wants to catch her in the act. For $100 the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the husband & cabby tip toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back & there is his wife in bed with another man! The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouts don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money, He paid for the Porsche I gave you. He paid for your 20 foot Ranger fishing boat. He paid for your Packers season ticketstarts. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for your golf trip to St. Andrew's & He paid for our country club membership & He even pays our monthly dues. Shaking his head from side to side, the husband lowerso the gun. He looks over at the cabby & says what would you do? The cabby replies I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches a cold. __________________ Founder & Card Carrying Member of the Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons

6 May 2016, 04:24 AM	#2
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6 May 2016, 05:06 AM	#3
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11 May 2016, 05:58 AM	#10
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