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Old 12 April 2016, 05:00 PM   #1
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Swatting Flies

A wife walks into the kitchen and finds her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
She asks.."what are you doing"?
"Hunting flies" he says.
She says " have you killed any?"
"Yep, 3x males and 2x females" !
Intrigued..his wife asks "how can you tell them apart"?
He replies "easy.. 3x were on a beer can...2x were on the phone"!
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Old 13 April 2016, 02:32 PM   #2
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Old 14 April 2016, 12:50 AM   #3
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Old 23 April 2016, 05:35 PM   #4
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Lol :)

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Old 24 April 2016, 11:23 AM   #5
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It cost him a cold dinner and the Stink Eye, but it was worth it . . .
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Old 24 April 2016, 11:39 AM   #6
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LOL... So awesome
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Old 13 May 2016, 02:20 PM   #7
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Exactly!!!!
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