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Sperry · 12 April 2016, 11:03 AM

Two nuns were shopping at a 7-Eleven store. As they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “Wouldn’t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?”

The second nun answered, “Indeed it would, sister, but I would not feel comfortable buying beer, since I am certain it would cause a scene at the checkout stand.”
“I can handle that without a problem,” the other nun replied, and she picked up a six-pack and headed for the checkout.

The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with a six-pack of beer.

“We use beer for washing our hair,” the nun said. “Back at the convent, we call it ‘Catholic shampoo.’ ”

Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, pulled out a package of pretzel sticks, and placed them in the bag with the beer.

He then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled, and said: “The curlers are on the house.”

superstarmar · 12 April 2016, 11:15 AM

Hairdude1 · 12 April 2016, 12:57 PM

JohnBaker3 · 12 April 2016, 01:27 PM

Awesome!

BNA/LION · 12 April 2016, 01:43 PM

Psmith · 14 April 2016, 01:24 AM

Bluside · 15 April 2016, 11:37 PM

I just passed this on to 2 friends of mine who are Priests. They loved it.

Contused · 16 April 2016, 01:28 AM

Good one

Sperry · 18 April 2016, 10:55 PM

I came home from hitting a couple buckets of balls at the driving range today.

The wife left a note on the fridge: “It’s not working, I can’t take it anymore!! Gone to stay with my Mother.”

I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the beer was cold…

What the hell is she talking about?

Dr. Robert · 19 April 2016, 12:55 AM

jatco · 19 April 2016, 02:31 AM

.That...is funny...!!

asadtiger · 21 April 2016, 12:59 PM

Hahahahaa

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Sperry · 22 April 2016, 08:55 AM

An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in buying to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde.

"I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $75,000 asking price," said the man. "Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $65,000 to that lovely young lady there. You insisted there could be no discount on this model."

"Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and, just look at her, how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman.

Just then the young woman approached the aged couple and gave them the keys.

"There you go," she said. "I told you I would get the dope to reduce it. See you later, Grandpa.

Never mess with the elderly!

jatco · 22 April 2016, 09:05 AM

bdex75 · 22 April 2016, 09:19 AM

Lol. I thought there was a priest punch line coming in the original joke.

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Bisquitlips · 13 May 2016, 02:24 PM

12 April 2016, 11:03 AM	#1
Sperry "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Jim Location: Alpha Posts: 3,383	Two nuns were shopping at a 7-Eleven store . . . Two nuns were shopping at a 7-Eleven store. As they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “Wouldn’t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?” The second nun answered, “Indeed it would, sister, but I would not feel comfortable buying beer, since I am certain it would cause a scene at the checkout stand.” “I can handle that without a problem,” the other nun replied, and she picked up a six-pack and headed for the checkout. The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with a six-pack of beer. “We use beer for washing our hair,” the nun said. “Back at the convent, we call it ‘Catholic shampoo.’ ” Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, pulled out a package of pretzel sticks, and placed them in the bag with the beer. He then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled, and said: “The curlers are on the house.”

12 April 2016, 12:57 PM	#3
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15 April 2016, 11:37 PM	#7
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16 April 2016, 01:28 AM	#8
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18 April 2016, 10:55 PM	#9
Sperry "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Jim Location: Alpha Posts: 3,383	Bonus joke . . . I came home from hitting a couple buckets of balls at the driving range today. The wife left a note on the fridge: “It’s not working, I can’t take it anymore!! Gone to stay with my Mother.” I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the beer was cold… What the hell is she talking about?

19 April 2016, 12:55 AM	#10
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22 April 2016, 08:55 AM	#13
Sperry "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Jim Location: Alpha Posts: 3,383	OK, another Bonus Joke ... An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in buying to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde. "I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $75,000 asking price," said the man. "Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $65,000 to that lovely young lady there. You insisted there could be no discount on this model." "Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and, just look at her, how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman. Just then the young woman approached the aged couple and gave them the keys. "There you go," she said. "I told you I would get the dope to reduce it. See you later, Grandpa. Never mess with the elderly!

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22 April 2016, 09:19 AM	#15
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