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Old 15 July 2008, 10:34 AM   #1
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Think you are having a bad day?

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask.

A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man went diving off the coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the site of the forest fire.

You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific, the next, he was doing the breast stroke in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air.



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Old 15 July 2008, 11:56 AM   #2
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Old 15 July 2008, 12:04 PM   #3
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that is crazy!!
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Old 15 July 2008, 12:14 PM   #4
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That was an old joke 20 years ago, and totally false. Here's some of the scoop on it:

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/scuba.asp

http://www.darwinawards.com/legends/legends1998-03.html

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/acc...cuba_diver.htm
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Old 15 July 2008, 12:23 PM   #5
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Thanks Al, thought it was a bit silly to be true!
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Old 15 July 2008, 12:33 PM   #6
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Old 15 July 2008, 05:21 PM   #7
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Wasn't that on CSI once ?
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Wasn't that on CSI once ?
I believe there was something similar to it.
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