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mailman · 18 July 2008, 07:24 AM

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.

"You know what? ' says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing."
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with 'ass."
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies,
"Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can just stay there until I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios.

frostie · 18 July 2008, 07:26 AM

Oscar · 18 July 2008, 05:24 PM

The first time I dropped the 'F' word at home was when I was in primary school my mom washed my mouth out with soap. Tasted horrible. Still remember it.

JJ Irani · 18 July 2008, 05:25 PM

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ROLEX MAN · 20 July 2008, 09:44 PM

oh dear thats good!

Tools · 22 July 2008, 11:00 AM

Thani · 22 July 2008, 06:00 PM

LOOOOOOOOOL nice one

TDH · 22 July 2008, 10:23 PM

18 July 2008, 07:24 AM	#1
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	Kids Learning To Swear A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what? ' says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with 'ass." The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can just stay there until I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios. __________________ JJ

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Oscar "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Real Name: Michael Location: Melb, Australia Watch: SS GMTIIC Posts: 1,350	The first time I dropped the 'F' word at home was when I was in primary school my mom washed my mouth out with soap. Tasted horrible. Still remember it.

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