For once we have a SMART blonde....LOL!!

[JJ Irani]

----- A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed
> his order. He
> said, 'I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights
> and a pair of running
> boards.'
>
> The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear
> stupid, went to the
> kitchen and said to the cook, 'This guy out there just
> ordered three
> flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running
> boards. What does
> he think this place is, an auto parts store?'
>
> 'No,' the cook said. 'Three flat tires mean three
> pancakes, a pair of
> headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running
> boards are 2 slices of
> crisp bacon.'
>
> 'Oh, OK!' said the blonde. She thought about it for a
> moment
> and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the
> customer.
>
> The trucker asked, 'What are the beans for Blondie?
>
> I LOVE THIS ONE.......... She replied,
> 'I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires,
> headlights and
> running boards, you might as well gas up!'
>
> FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN, AND the LAST WORD!!!

Cheers - JJ

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[DSJ]

Oh shoot, I thought my wife had contacted you, JJ! Nevermind!

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[ROLEX MAN]

Blond Ambition!

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CLASSIC!!