The pianist

[figbo]

A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie.
When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture.
The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film
and it was due out in a month.

A month later, the musician went to a porno theater to see it.
With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row,
next to a couple that also seemed to be in disguise.

The movie was even more raunchy than he had feared, featuring group sex, S&M and even a dog.

After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'm only here to listen to the music."

"Yeah?" replied the man. "We're only here to see our dog."
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The metric system never really caught on here in the States—
unless you count the increasing popularity of the 9mm bullet.

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