Wanna job with Johnson & Johnson?

[JJ Irani]

Try this out:
> > On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to
> > the thermometer
> > section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson
> > & Johnson
> >
> > Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock
> > your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so
> > you will not be disturbed.
> >
> > Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your
> > favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.
> > Now, carefully place it on a table or
> > a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
> >
> > Now the fun part begins.
> >
> > Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.
> > You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
> >
> >
> > 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson
> > is personally tested and then sanitized.'
> >
> > Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I
> > am so glad I do not
> > work in the thermometer quality control department at
> > Johnson & Johnson.'
> >
> > HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE
> > WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!
> >
> > Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and
> > laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart; Maybe you
> > should go and work for Johnson & Johnson!!!!!

[toph]

imagine being the rectal thermometer tester, well i suppose some poeple enjoy it ( im bad)

[figbo]

I'm not looking for that line of work!!

[TDH]

[B Square]

Would your job title be "Professional Bung Hole"?

[Numismatist]

Hmmmm...Johnson & Johnson (J & J).....JJ? Any similiarties???

[JJ Irani]

Originally Posted by Numismatist

Hmmmm...Johnson & Johnson (J & J).....JJ? Any similiarties???

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