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padi56 · 17 August 2005, 02:29 AM

NEW WORDS FOR 2005

TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking Uta Bollocks.

GOING FOR A McSHIT. Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you’re just going to the toilet. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them, that you’ll buy their food afterwards, this is known as a McShit with Lies.

BLAMESTORMING. Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

ASSMOSIS. . The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.

SALMON DAY. . The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.

CUBE FARM.. An office filled with cubicles.

PRAIRIE DOGGING. . When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people’s heads pop up over the walls to see that’s going on. (This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.)

SITCOMs. . Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a "home business".

SINBAD. . single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.

STRESS PUPPY. . A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE. . The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

ADMINISPHERE. . The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded "administrivia" - needless paperwork and processes.

404. . Someone who’s clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.

OHNOSECOND. . That minuscule fraction of time in which you realise that you’ve just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you’ve hit ’reply all’)

AEROPLANE BLONDE. . One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a ’black box’.

AUSSIE KISS. . Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

BEER COAT. . The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3am.

BEER COMPASS. . The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze cruise, even though you’re too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you’ve come from.

BOBFOC. . Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.

BREAKING THE SEAL. . Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.

BRITNEY SPEARS. . Modern Slang for ’beers’, e.g. "Couple of Britneys please"

GREYHOUND. . A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

JOHNNY-NO-STARS. . A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The ’no-stars’ comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.

MILLENNIUM DOMES. . The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there’s actually nought in there worth seeing.

MONKEY BATH.. A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo!Oo!Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".

MYSTERY BUS. . The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you’re in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

MYSTERY TAXI. . The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.

NELSON MANDELA. . Rhyming Slang for ’Stella’ (the lager)

PEARLHARBOUR. . Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It’s a bit Pearl Harbour" out there (there’s a nasty nip in the air)

PICASSO BUM. . A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she’s got four buttocks

SALAD DODGER.. An excellent phrase for an overweight person

SWAMP-DONKEY. . A deeply unattractive woman

TART FUEL. . Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women

JJ Irani · 17 August 2005, 04:28 AM

LMAO, especially at Picasso Bum!!

AJC · 17 August 2005, 08:10 PM

Some of those are a little tto real sometimes.

Gedanken · 17 August 2005, 10:24 PM

What with the current weather here and all, I figure I might use the Pearl Harbour one soon. :mrgreen:

17 August 2005, 02:29 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,063	New Words For 2005 NEW WORDS FOR 2005 TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking Uta Bollocks. GOING FOR A McSHIT. Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you’re just going to the toilet. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them, that you’ll buy their food afterwards, this is known as a McShit with Lies. BLAMESTORMING. Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves. ASSMOSIS. . The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard. SALMON DAY. . The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die. CUBE FARM.. An office filled with cubicles. PRAIRIE DOGGING. . When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people’s heads pop up over the walls to see that’s going on. (This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.) SITCOMs. . Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a "home business". SINBAD. . single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate. STRESS PUPPY. . A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE. . The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again. ADMINISPHERE. . The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded "administrivia" - needless paperwork and processes. 404. . Someone who’s clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located. OHNOSECOND. . That minuscule fraction of time in which you realise that you’ve just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you’ve hit ’reply all’) AEROPLANE BLONDE. . One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a ’black box’. AUSSIE KISS. . Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under. BEER COAT. . The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3am. BEER COMPASS. . The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze cruise, even though you’re too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you’ve come from. BOBFOC. . Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch. BREAKING THE SEAL. . Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night. BRITNEY SPEARS. . Modern Slang for ’beers’, e.g. "Couple of Britneys please" GREYHOUND. . A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare. JOHNNY-NO-STARS. . A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The ’no-stars’ comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training. MILLENNIUM DOMES. . The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there’s actually nought in there worth seeing. MONKEY BATH.. A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo!Oo!Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!". MYSTERY BUS. . The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you’re in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in. MYSTERY TAXI. . The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead. NELSON MANDELA. . Rhyming Slang for ’Stella’ (the lager) PEARLHARBOUR. . Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It’s a bit Pearl Harbour" out there (there’s a nasty nip in the air) PICASSO BUM. . A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she’s got four buttocks SALAD DODGER.. An excellent phrase for an overweight person SWAMP-DONKEY. . A deeply unattractive woman TART FUEL. . Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

17 August 2005, 04:28 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	LMAO, especially at Picasso Bum!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

17 August 2005, 10:24 PM	#4
Gedanken "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Sir Location: Melbourne Watch: F-series SD Posts: 8,589	What with the current weather here and all, I figure I might use the Pearl Harbour one soon. :mrgreen: __________________ You buy a Casio to make sure you're on time; you wear a Rolex because you don't have to be on time.

17 August 2005, 08:10 PM	#3
AJC Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 1,878	Some of those are a little tto real sometimes.

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