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Old 18 August 2005, 09:05 PM   #1
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Bottle Of Wine

A man entered his favourite restaurant and sat at
his regular table. After looking around, he
noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table
nearby, all alone. He motioned the waiter over
and asked him to send their most expensive bottle
of Merlot over to the woman, knowing that if she
accepted the bottle, she would be his. The waiter
took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is
from the gentleman seated over there," indicating
the sender.

She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not
looking at the man, and decided to send a reply
note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering
for a response took the note from her and
conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you
need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million
dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."

After reading the note, the man decided to
compose one of his own in return. He folded the
note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him
to return this to the woman.

It read: For your information, I have a Ferrari
Mirabelle, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a
Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty
million dollars in my bank account. But, not even
for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut three
inches off. Just send the bottle back.
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Old 18 August 2005, 09:11 PM   #2
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Old 18 August 2005, 11:00 PM   #3
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An oldie but still a goodie.
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Old 19 August 2005, 04:46 AM   #4
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Works every time. Good one, Padi.
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