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14 February 2019, 08:16 AM
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... more one-liners (groan...!)
• The first time I got a universal remote I thought to myself - "this changes everything".
• I refused to believe my road worker dad was stealing from his job, but when I got home all the signs were there. • I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust. • You can never lose a homing pigeon - if your homing pigeon doesn't come back - you've lost just a regular pigeon. • Just because nobody complains, it doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect. • My friend keeps trying to convince me he's a compulsive liar, but I don't believe him. • My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline - she hit the roof! • My wife tells me sex is always better on holiday - I hate receiving those postcards • I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.
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14 February 2019, 10:48 AM
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14 February 2019, 07:57 PM
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14 February 2019, 08:02 PM
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Janet is in hysterics.
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14 February 2019, 08:35 PM
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Quote:
Hope you're both keeping well and the heat not too oppressive!
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15 February 2019, 12:11 AM
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Like them.
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16 February 2019, 01:25 AM
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16 February 2019, 01:43 AM
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I copied/pasted this on my notes! LOL
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17 February 2019, 02:12 AM
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Hahaha! These are great!
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