The Old Lady and the Fairy Godmother

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The Old Lady and the Fairy Godmother

An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when - all of a sudden - a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.

"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."

**POOF** she finds herself in a mahogany rocking chair on the front terrace of a huge mansion on a beautiful estate.

"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young and beautiful princess."

**POOF** she turns into a beautiful young woman.

"Your third wish?" asks the fairy godmother.

Just then the old lady's cat wonders across the terrace in front of them.

"Oooh, can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.

**POOF** there before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.

She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the terrace to her and whispers in her ear:


"Bet you're sorry you had me neutered!"

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