Nelson Mandela

[Uncle-AJ]

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when
he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a
little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You Sign! You Sign!"

Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.

Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man
starts to yell louder, "You Sign! You sign!"

Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", and
shuts the door in his face.

The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the
little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts
his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!"

Mr Mandela is getting a bit fed-up by now, so he pushes the little
Chinese man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man.
I don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again.

The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he
hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the
same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose,
shouting, "You sign! You sign!" Behind him are TWO very large trucks full
of car parts.

This time Nelson loses his temper completely. He picks up the little
man by his shirt front and yells at him: "Look, I don't want these! Do
you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give
these to?"

The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and
says:



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"You not Nissan Main Dealer"

[JJ Irani]

LMAO! This one was very funny! LOL! LOL!

[dman]

LMAO!! Had no clue where that one was going!!

[Earl]

Groan.......

[Rockrolex]

Good one, Adrian. I just wish I could remember it to retell it. But since it is more than 2 lines long, I wouldn't even begin to try to repeat it.

[Bisquitlips]