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15 November 2006, 02:56 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Real Name: Peter
Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng
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Essex Girls.
Q: Whats the difference between a Walrus and an Essex Girl?
A: One is wet, has a moustache and smells of fish-the other is a walrus. Q: What does an Essex Girl say after having sex? A: What team do you guys play for! Q: How does an Essex Girl turn the light out after sex? A: Shuts the car door. Q: Whats the difference between an Essex Girl and an ironing board? A: Occasionally you have trouble getting the legs apart on an ironing board. Q: Whats the difference between and Essex Girl and the Titanic? A: You know how many men went down on the Titanic. Q: Why do Essex Girls have tampons with long stings? A: So the crabs can go bungee jumping...
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