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Old 15 November 2006, 02:56 AM   #1
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Tax Cheats.

A newly deceased Englishman, stands at the pearly gates. St. Peter tells him that he cannot go to heaven right away because he cheated on his income taxes. The only way he might get into heaven would be to sleep with a stupid, ugly woman for the next five years and enjoy it. The Englishman, decides that this is a small price to pay for an eternity in heaven. So off he goes with this woman, pretending to be happy. As he walks along, he sees his friend the Scotsman, up ahead - with an even uglier woman.

When he asks what's going on, the Scotsman replies "I cheated on my income taxes and scammed the government out of a lot of money." They both shake their heads in understanding and figure that they might as well hang out together to help pass the time. Now the Englishman, and Scotsman, and their two ugly women are walking along, minding their own business when they see someone who looks like their old friend the Irishman up ahead.

This man is with an absolutely gorgeous blond supermodel. Stunned, the Englishman, and Scotsman approach the man and discover it is their friend the Irishman. They ask him how it is he's with this unbelievable goddess, while they're stuck with these god-awful women.

The Irishman replies "I have no idea, but I'm definitely not complaining. This has been absolutely the best time of my life, and I have five years of the best sex any man could hope for to look forward to. There is only one thing that I can't seem to understand. Every-time we finish having sex, she rolls over and murmurs to herself "Feking income tax".
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Old 15 November 2006, 03:05 AM   #2
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Old 15 November 2006, 03:25 AM   #3
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