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21 November 2006, 02:17 AM
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Q & A Part 2.
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. ============================================= Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. ============================================ Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. ============================================= Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball =========================================== Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? A. They both like a tight seal. =========================================== Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? A. Their balls are just for decoration. ============================================= Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"? A. About three inches. =========================================== Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms? A. For traction in the mud. ============================================= Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A. It's not hard. ============================================ Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes. ============================================= Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? A. The swallow. ============================================ Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
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 ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder 
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21 November 2006, 02:24 AM
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 Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes. Woman: Ummm, I'm up HERE!!!  
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21 November 2006, 03:19 AM
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Last one's for Paulie....just double that length!!
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21 November 2006, 03:22 AM
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21 November 2006, 03:24 AM
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Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!! |
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21 November 2006, 03:26 AM
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ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder
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21 November 2006, 03:28 AM
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21 November 2006, 09:02 AM
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21 November 2006, 11:38 AM
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Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo.  I just hope that damn golfer isn't there 
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22 November 2006, 07:40 PM
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ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder
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