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Old 21 November 2006, 07:49 PM   #1
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New Store For Women

THE HUSBAND STORE

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where
a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the
store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights.

However, there is a catch: you may choose any man from a particular
floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down
except to exit the building.

So, a woman enters the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4: These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous and help
with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand
it.


Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5: These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help
with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:

Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,017 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

Meanwhile, across the street, a New Wives Store has recently opened.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.....
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Old 21 November 2006, 08:57 PM   #2
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True on both counts Paulie.
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Old 21 November 2006, 09:01 PM   #3
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Old 22 November 2006, 01:57 AM   #4
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Old 22 November 2006, 03:02 AM   #5
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Old 22 November 2006, 03:10 AM   #6
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Thats a good one Paul !!!!!
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