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Old 6 December 2006, 07:48 AM   #1
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Angel on the X-Mas tree

Santa was angry. It was Christmas Eve and nothing was going right.

Mrs. Claus had burned all the cookies. The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime they put in while making the toys. The reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and were stone drunk. To make matters worse, they had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and had crashed it into a tree.

Santa was furious. "I can't believe it! I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours - all of my reindeer are drunk, the elves are on strike and I don't even have a Christmas tree!"

"I sent that stupid Little Angel out hours ago to find a tree and he isn't even back yet! What am I supposed to do here?"

Just then, the Little Angel opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree. He says "Yo, Santa dude! Where do you want me to stick the tree this year?"

And thus the tradition of angels atop the Christmas trees came to pass...
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Old 6 December 2006, 07:49 AM   #2
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Old 6 December 2006, 10:43 AM   #3
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Is that why JJ has a sheep atop his tree?
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Old 6 December 2006, 10:51 AM   #4
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Old 6 December 2006, 10:53 AM   #5
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Is that why JJ has a sheep atop his tree?
Uh, if you're talking about JJ, that ain't a tree up there
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Old 6 December 2006, 11:10 AM   #6
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Way to stick it to the man!
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Old 6 December 2006, 05:16 PM   #7
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Uh, if you're talking about JJ, that ain't a tree up there


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